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Holiday Cookies

Here's a hoilday recipe I thought everyone might enjoy.

1 cup of butter
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
2 cups flour
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level Cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy Bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point i! t's best to makesure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix onThe turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loosewith a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for consisticity..

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check theJose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one Table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beatoff the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the CoseJuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

posted by Unknown @ 18:45